Harley Davidson Tattoos

Would I get arrested and go to jail if I would shoot a paint ball gun at a Harley Davidson Rider?

He collected through my street too fast and too high, it is very fast for me inject him with a water hose, and if I cry for him I do not listen, because your HD is too high, it gives me the finger, and has tatuaxeComo about if I put a warning sign that all HD Riders, that the speed shot on my street with a gun can get Paint Ball? That would make it legal?